Coast to coast, conservatives get elected by promising smaller government and less business regulation but as soon as they get elected, they rush to put big government regulations on the personal freedom and privacy of your body.
It’s a clear double standard. To them, there are too many regulations on pharmacies and fruit stands but not nearly enough government rules about your uterus.
Since they seem to agree that government has no business in business, it’s time to make your uterus into a business.
Maybe then your uterus can get the same treatment corporations get – fewer rules, fewer government searches and more personal freedoms.
Even though it won’t be a legal corporation, it’s no joke. Incorporate your uterus now to send them a clear message to keep their big government restrictions off your body and give you the same respect they give to every business.
“Incorporate Your Uterus”
I want no government intrusion into my body. Since Republicans are the ones so anxious for less government, then they should, without a doubt, leave me and my uterus alone and free from government intrusion.
I wish to incorporate my uterus, thereby giving my uterus freedom from taxes and government regulation.
Count me in!
Kate McIntyre’s Uterus, Inc.
Can my incorporated uterus get a tax break as well?
Dear Conservatives,
Keep your opinions about abortion, and your cotton pickin’ hands OFF my body!!!
Can I incorporate my uterus offshore, in Switzerland or the Bahamas, to take advantage of a lax corporate tax rate.
I’m wondering if, since I’ve had a hysterectomy, whether I can now write it off as a corporate loss on my taxes?
I’M ALL ABOUT IT! I wonder if I can get a bailout.
Can we do one for the guys, with just incorporate my body? Or incorporate my penis? Yes, I support women, and they are taking the attack now, but so is the middle class, the poor, minorities, etc. How long before all of us? We could do incorporate the middle class too.
And for the GLBT group, incorporate my bedroom?
We mmust band together in every election between now and 2012. Send these SOB’s to the dustbin of history once and for all. Call on every group and explain why we must be together.
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of a Penis!
My Body Is NOT Government Property. Life, Liberty & Reproductive Freedom!
Because of the Supreme Court’s ‘Citizens United’ decision, does this mean if I incorporate my uterus it will be considered its own person?
Yes, but your fallopian tubes may NOT bargain collectively.
An important message and an important truth. Even though I am now a Maryland resident I continue to keep up with Floridas political envirnonment. They are using their majority and the taxpayers money not fixing Florida problems but creating even more.
I’ve called mine AnteWomb, Inc. and an inner, private room it is. A womb belongs to the WOMAN it’s attached to and nobody else. The born again men who want to turn women’s wombs into baby factories to feed their endless wars need to put on notice; biology isn’t destiny and you are not going to force young women to lie back and “think of England” to create a cheaply paid labor force.
Am I the only one to disagree?
I would love to incorporate my uterus! I will never understand this unending obsession with other people’s body parts and what they do with them.
I incorporated as Private Property LLC. My uterus is too political to be a 501(c)(3). I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – if the GOP finds the word uterus so offensive they should just keep their noses out of mine.
Now maybe the republican government will take my reproductive rights seriously. If my uterus was old, white, covered in grey hair, and worth a couple mill, I’m sure they’d reconsider…. Uterus control is SO 1950s…
Now that my uterus is incorporated, it will be taking full advantage of the protections afforded by Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, 130 S. Ct. 876 (2010). Expect to hear from it soon!
Could we also please incorporate vaginas? As George Carlin once said, “Selling is legal. Sex is legal. So why isn’t selling sex legal?” If prostitution were legal, then we would get better treatment for prostitutes, including healthcare, legal protections, and education.
I would like less government regulation on all parts of a woman’s body.
Hey, are you sure you’re allowed to say the “U” word here?
By all means, incorporate mine!!
Please do incorporate my uterus! It plans to form its own PAC shortly.
If I incorporate my uterus, can I qualify for some money from the Bail-out?
Me and my other uterus friends want to get rich while we sit around doing nothing.
Although I am now procreationally disabled due to a uteriectomy, I still wish to incorporate my ghost uterus. Sign me up!
I too liquidated my assets and reorganized under Life Changes, chapter 2. My new company is BabyBusted, Inc.
Have I got this right? First deny a woman the right to an abortion; then reduce, or eliminate, Medicaid, Head Start, Public Education, WIC, DCF, APD, and other programs that help take care of the child through every stage of its life.
If it smells like a rat, walks like a rat, and talks like a rat (but never says, “uterus”), it must be a Republican Congressman from Florida.
I love how they’re upset about the intrusion of being taxed for eating a hamburger, but see no problem legislating my body.
All together now: Uterus. Uterus. Uterus.
(See? Nothing to be scared of…)
U-TER-US! U-TER-US! U-TER-US!
Keep your anti-choice laws off of my body.
I wonder what union would represent the babies in said incorporated uterus? perhaps one of the first benefits it could give them is a health plan that, say, offers the ability to live?
I vote for the Uterus Maintenance Engineers International – a fine union if there ever were one. Join UMEI today to get better benefits for the uteri of the world. Unite here for uterus health care, pension benefits, housing issues – both internal and external, and privacy rules!
I am tired of the right wingers trying to march through my uterus!
Everyone with a uterus and even people with different sexual equipment should join and support women’s rights. Check out our website at gerhardtbooks.com to get more insight into this problem.
I had a hysterectomy. Can I declare bankruptcy?